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Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a miledown in the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with my cousin, Farah!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and Farah is 19. We have been married for 8 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counselling, and I'm afraid I am wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila.



Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wores. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps, John